Dine-In Menu

rules -
-minions allowed
-don't touch the hosts
-no weapons allowed
-be respectful

Food
Pot of Cream Stew - A rich and creamy stew made from imported Werlytian milk and vegetables grown in Yaoi Pizza Hut's very own Yaoi Pizza Garden. 10,000 gil.

Redoubtable Rolenberry Tart - Flaky, fruity, sweet, it's everything a tart should be. Share it with your friends, or just eat the entire thing by yourself like the animal you are. 10,000 gil.

PIZZA - At long last, after years of pizza shortages, Yaoi Pizza Hut is proud to once again serve our famous Pizza to the people of Eorzea for the first time since the Seventh Umbral Era. Made from a secret recipe passed down the Yaoi Pizza Family, our pizzas come piping hot fresh out of our special Bowl of Embers Pizza Oven. 20,000 gil.

Spaghetti al Nero - Named after our favorite former Garlean Nero tol Scaeva, this jet black spaghetti is coated in squid oil and topped with a beautiful Blood Tomato as red as Nero's armor. 10,000 gil.

The Tony Soprano Special - What is The Tony Soprano Special? This is a mystery that not even our Yaoi Pizza Staff can assist you with, but something interesting may happen if you order this. 75,000 gil.

Butter - All you can eat, 1000 gil. Male Miqo'tes get free butter!

Beverages
Grape Juice - Freshly squeezed from grapes grown by Wizard Khalifa's Grape Juice Institute. 1000 gil.

Olive Oil - This isn't supposed to be on here, who put this here? Please do not order this, we don't want our patrons drinking olive oil. 1000 gil.

Chilled Red - Some of Wineport's finest red wine, chilled until it's like the cold if you were dead. 11% ABV, 10,000 gil.

Fermented Butter - Tired of ordinary butter? Want your butter to have more of an edge to it? Try our special Fermented Butter, you might be weirded out at first but our loyal Yaoi Pizza Patrons swear by it. 40% ABV, 5000 gil.

Simon Dirt's* Hard Water - Through the miracle of alchemy, our Yaoi Pizza Brewmasters have managed to do the impossible: combine water and alcohol. Simon Dirt's* Hard Water is Eorzea's first and only alcoholic water, it's possibly the lowest calorie alcoholic beverage you can safely ingest and it has zero sugar, zero artificial sweeteners, and zero flavor. 8.1% ABV, 10,000 gil.
*Disclaimer: Simon Dirt has no involvement in the creation of this beverage and he has not approved the use of his name on our product. Drink responsibly.

Tea sets 15,000 gil
-Royal Dowager Tea Set
-Oriental Tea Set
-Green Tea Set
-House Borel Tea Set

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Delivery Menu

Food
PIZZA - Piping hot Yaoi Pizza delivered straight to wherever the hell you are, just 25,000 gil! Comes with your choice between a complimentary Simon Dirt's Hard Water, Grape Juice, or Butter.

Wings - Heaven has to be like a cross between a Yaoi Pizza and chicken & winnigish, our wings are smoked and seasoned with night pepper and they can be yours for just 25,000 gil.

Drinks (One free with every purchase!)
Grape Juice - Freshly squeezed from grapes grown by Wizard Khalifa's Grape Juice Institute.

Smooth Butter - Deliciously smooth butter, melt it down and drink it like the pig you are.

Simon Dirt's* Hard Water - Through the miracle of alchemy, our Yaoi Pizza Brewmasters have managed to do the impossible: combine water and alcohol. Simon Dirt's* Hard Water is Eorzea's first and only alcoholic water, it's possibly the lowest calorie alcoholic beverage you can safely ingest and it has zero sugar, zero artificial sweeteners, and zero flavor. 8.1% ABV.
*Disclaimer: Simon Dirt has no involvement in the creation of this beverage and he has not approved the use of his name on our product. Drink responsibly.

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